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[digestate]

something something

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[timeleft]

( brb bargaining off more of his life so that he has to spend less time being in this conversation )

if that were true, you could just look at her when you do it.

it's not that easy, and i don't need pictures.

[pawako]

he doesn't need pictures, he says...

i see. i understand. you must have... an excellent imagination!

denji! hayakawa must be on an entirely new tier of degeneracy! i daresay his perversion must far exceed yours!

[timeleft]

an imagination is necessary for things other than ( sigh. ) masturbating.

[digestate]

[ Things other than masturbating. That's so — ]

lewd…

hey hey hey powy! i think youre on to somethin! this guys probably like an underground kinkmaster who dresses up in stretchy tight pants and stuff!

[pawako]

say no more! i am well versed in the scriptures of sexual deviancy.

topknot, i shall return posthaste with paraphernalia such as collars, harnesses, whips, and chains! consider it my gift to you.

[ uh, jury's out on whether or not she steals it from a sex shop or actually pays for it like a normal person though... ]

[timeleft]

i'm going to chain you both to the washing machine.

( no. not sexily. )

[pawako]

i sense that denji would learn to do things with the washing machine!

[ best not... turn it on... ]

[digestate]

yeah what she said! like makin tons of saws sprout inside!

so chain us up all ya want
but only if you wanna risk gettin your undies sliced and diced! hahaha!!

[ Also, not sexily… But he'd really like to go back to talking about the sex stuff. ]

powy dont let em threaten you its two against one! bring the whips home!

[timeleft]

whatever you two want to do is up to you. just be quiet about it.